I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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