don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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