Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think my moral compass just broke
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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