4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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