He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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