I need help removing her.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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