Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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