at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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