i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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