Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just pynch a tree in the face
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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