So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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