get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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