Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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