im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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