you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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