i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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