do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night