forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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