just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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