I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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