yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Come on in and take your pants off
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