He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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