i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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