I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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