Come see our sink grown plant.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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