did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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