You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize