I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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