In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
