So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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