I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Randomize
