Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize