I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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