I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize
