there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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