At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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