btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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