why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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