I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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