omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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