The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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