he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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