Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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