For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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