She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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