...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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