you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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