His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
you made out with another girl for some wings
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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