and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
we should paint friendship bongs
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