I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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