Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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