So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
there is glitter all over my balls
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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