I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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